February 2011
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“Please, by all means, go on a journey of self-exploration while the rest of us...”
– The Hunt For The Worst Movie Of All Time: Eat, Pray, Love (via synecdoche)
January 2011
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the only thing wrong with my Mom's new boyfriend...
He brought a lot of booze over to my Mom’s house last night, and he also bought dinner and then he suggested that we all do shots (my Mom declined because unlike the daughter that she raised — she likes to keep it classy), and then he said that he liked the Girl Talk playlist that I had going on in the background.
So, we can determine two things so far:
1. He likes to drink, which...
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You should pay me for reminding you not to do this
I’m not telling anyone what to do, but one way to be an asshole is to reblog a personal post, delete all the text I wrote, then only leave the gif.
Even Kelly, who we all know wasn’t the brightest star in the sky, is better than that.
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“Girl, you only drink once a week now? What are you, Jesus Christ? I quit...”
– Molly McAleer, aka my Fucking Queen
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Sophie & I discuss The Social Network, more...
Me: what distracted me the most was jt
ughghghghghghgh
no
Sophie: iuygtfcrxecyvuhbjnk
ugh his ramen noodle hair
he needs a black girl perm
straighten that shit out
drinkthe-koolaid asked: why you never talk to me no more :-(
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“I hate January. It’s dark, and freezing, and everyone’s wearing bulky coats. You...”
– LIZ LEMON (via the-girlieshow) (via maddysholikes)
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hitRECordJoe: The Social Network & My Generationan... →
hitrecordjoe:
The Social Network & My Generation an open letter to my friend Peter Travers Peter, Hey man! So, I finally watched The Social Network the other night, and today I read your review of it, curious about your claim that this film defines my generation. First let me say, I agree that…
Loving every single thing about this. Incredibly well-said.
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Who cares about Easter still?
My mom got really mad at me today because I said “Who cares about easter still?”
We were talking about my going-away party and I said something like ‘oh, let’s have it the first weekend of April.’
And my mom goes ‘oh, but when is Easter?’
And I said ‘oh, I don’t know but who cares about Easter still?’
And then she said ‘oh,...
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Oh so I see everyone is just going to pretend...
ah-shuh-lee:
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damsel in just a little distress: I am getting so... →
teresatothemax:
I used to give so much fuck about everything all day everyday and then I saw bags under my eyes and my hair got so flat and I nearly forgot how to walk in heels. And this was not only affecting my good looks, but everything. I turned into a whiny little uncreative, uninspired, dull bitch. Kind of like Jennifer Love Hewitt in everything she’s ever been in only with less squinty...
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wait, i'm sorry but christopher nolan didn't get...
endearinglycreepy:
darkknightrises:
WHY
I CAN’T COMPREHEND
i can seriously understand him not winning because it’s all fair game but to not be nominated
bitch that was a flawless movie
THAT WAS A FLAWLESS
MOTHERFUCKING
MOVIE
how can he be nominated for best original screenplay and best picture but not best director? dude, HOW CAN YOU ACCOMPLISH A MOVIE NOMINATED IN THESE TWO...
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maddysholikes:
True love is when he asks you to remove a cat hair from his lip while your hand is already reaching for it.
WatchA Friendly Chat: Molly McAleer on Blogging, Auditioning, Videoing, Making It and Networking In Los Angeles | The Awl
I fucking love her to death.
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“It a scientifically proven assertion that professional success and sexual...”
– The Sexual Cost of Female Success | The Hairpin
I like Molly Lambert.
Ok, Tell Me If You Think This Is Weird...
howaboutwe:
Putting a google alert on someone you’re dating.
Like, someone you just started dating.
A little eccentric, right?
On the other hand, I know soooo many internet/media people who wouldn’t think twice about doing it.
Your thoughts?
-C
Totally weird.*
*If by weird, you mean been there, done that.
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I am waking up at 5:30 tomorrow morning to go for a jog because that is what determined people do.
Feel free to substitute “crazy” for “determined”.
The funniest word on the face of the planet is...
Yes, I am watching Deuce Bigalow Male Gigalo.
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My body suffered what my soul could not endure.
I read that somewhere, and now I can’t remember where it’s from but it says exactly what I am feeling.
Yesterday I went to the doctor and was told by a gynecologist that there is a very high possibility that I have something called Polycystic Ovarian Syndrome. Which is basically an endocrine (hormone) condition. Not a disease...
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babyotters replied to your post:i hope this isn’t creepy or anything, but i definitely went to the same high school as you. i’m from san francisco and took film as lit in high school too!
oh, i didn’t realize that. no other high schools in sf had it, as far as i know. my teacher sucked though, so it wasn’t that great. yup, i go to nyu now.
AND YOU GO TO NYU NOW. Well, hay gurl looks like we...
babyotters-deactivated20110703 asked: i hope this isn't creepy or anything, but i definitely went to the same high school as you. i'm from san francisco and took film as lit in high school too!
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OH GOD NOW HE JUST SAID 'I LIKE YOU'
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In which Ewan McGregor laughs about an accidental...
ah-shuh-lee:
sundaynightss:writtenonthewind | madehimsaycomfychairs | chorcrux
Interviewer: I think of you as being a shy person. I know you’ve been nude in several films.
Ewan: Yeah. Yeah.
Interviewer: Was that ever hard?
Ewan: … Sorry?
Ewan: Well, actually, darling, um…
Ewan: That was interesting.
THIS FUCKING SHOW!
That “interviewer“‘s name...
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“sorry, i’m writing a rachel zoe project drinking game post bc this is what you...”
– badass friend (via maddysho)
Quoted.