Hospitals are bad for me.
“the only thing i want to say about this is that i don’t think you should invest any more personal time on this thing with this dude. If something happens so be it but you’re a dope person so you need to reach that max potential and i’m sure during that process you will find that someone without even trying. Especially this hard.” — Meaningful text message
Wanna see my pee?
Came to the hospital to die tonight.
I’m a career woman and I have the nonexistent love life to prove it.
- Making the best guac you’ll ever put in your mouth.
- Having fresh nails, always.
- Giving sincere compliments.
- Making guys I like hate me.
- Other things.
So real
If I’m worried about my glass being half full or half empty, I just say ‘fuck it’ and order another drink.