I am getting so good at not giving a fuck.

I used to give so much fuck about everything all day everyday and then I saw bags under my eyes and my hair got so flat and I nearly forgot how to walk in heels. And this was not only affecting my good looks, but everything. I turned into a whiny little uncreative, uninspired, dull bitch. Kind of like Jennifer Love Hewitt in everything she’s ever been in only with less squinty eyes. 

Today I can walk the fuck up 25% grade hills in San Francisco and Oakland in 4 inchers, I wear tutus for no goddamn reason other than the fact that multiple layers of tulle makes my ass look good and I can cut an onion without crying. 

I attribute it all to no longer giving a fuck.

Don’t wanna return my phone call/text/email because you suck@life.com? 

Don’t wanna hire me because I don’t have a college degree?

Cry on girl’s night out because you just found out your boyfriend is friends with his ex on Facebook?

The cure for everything in life is more cowbell, bourbon, a dance floor and the opposite of giving a fuck. 

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  1. runningtowardsrainbows reblogged this from teresasaurusrex
  2. teresasaurusrex reblogged this from teresasaurusrex and added:
    Reblogging myself because sometimes
  3. heyliz reblogged this from teresasaurusrex and added:
    ever grace tumblr. Ever.
  4. sitnexttolynn reblogged this from saraplainandtall and added:
    This is pretty funny.
  5. indianaminute reblogged this from saraplainandtall and added:
    This is pretty amazing. And accurate.
  6. socorporate reblogged this from saraplainandtall and added:
    This amuses me. And I really want a tutu.
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  8. reallynic reblogged this from saraplainandtall and added:
    I so need to be better at this.
  9. starchaserxoxo said: Yup. You’re my favorite.