this makes no sense/it makes a little sense to me right now because whiskey

Wanna know how many times I’ve cried in an NYC bar?

Count the number of times I’ve been to any NYC bar, any in this city at all (like 5 million), then multiply that by how the number of months I have lived in NYC (10), then add that to number of times it is socially acceptable to cry in public (probably like, once) and you’ll get a rough estimate.

Sooooo…like, WAY TOO MANY TIMES…?

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  1. thisisalisha said: Que paso?!
  2. dudeseriously said: “Because whiskey”. <3
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