These guys were my Valentine last night. I think I must have given off a depressing vibe (lol) because they took me under their wing all night. TRANSLATION: they bought me shots, touched my boob then asked if I like butt sex. They invited me over to the Stonewall Inn where one of the guys’ roommates was performing cabaret. It was a beautiful night and when I told them about my dating woes, one of them, Matt was his name, said, “Honey it could be a lot worse. For example, you could be ugly. Poor ugly people. I don’t know how those people function!” Remember when I said the way to my heart was through my ego? Yeah, that.
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These guys were my Valentine last night. I think I must have given off a depressing vibe (lol) because they took me under their wing all night. TRANSLATION: they bought me shots, touched my boob then asked if I like butt sex.

They invited me over to the Stonewall Inn where one of the guys’ roommates was performing cabaret.

It was a beautiful night and when I told them about my dating woes, one of them, Matt was his name, said, “Honey it could be a lot worse. For example, you could be ugly. Poor ugly people. I don’t know how those people function!”

Remember when I said the way to my heart was through my ego? Yeah, that.

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